It is the technical problems, not a lack of potential consumer demand,
that stop us from having cans of tropical sunset, tubes of warm
Pacific breezes, and packets of 'easy-mix' sexual pleasure. We are
able to reproduce almost anything audible or visible; already someone
has invented a jukebox for smells; and only Aldous Huxley's 'feelies'
still seem completely out of our reach - John Fowles, The Aristos 1964.
Once upon a time, before the art of television was perfected, a
broadcast was occasionally interrupted by technical difficulties. As a
substitute, the television would provide us with a mute, sometimes
comic image of its own embarrassment. INSTRUCTIONS in case transmission light for regular program goes off. DONT WORRY. Play any
old shit from the tape pile under the desk. Try not to repeat
anything. While changing tapes, hold the BOTTOM HALF ONLY of this page
in front of the camera. DONT WORRY. It will look better on screen. Keep playing the tapes until you get the call from Eddie. DO NOT CALL
HIM (He'll call you). It shouldn't take long. Cheers. PS: Bottom half
of page is below this line:
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